1 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:04,603 Na-no, na-no. 2 00:01:34,494 --> 00:01:37,074 Oh, Dad, it's so good to have you back. 3 00:01:37,098 --> 00:01:38,375 How was your trip? 4 00:01:38,399 --> 00:01:39,809 Oh, Baltimore was okay, 5 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:41,411 but after two months in a hotel room, 6 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:42,979 I was ready to come home. 7 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:44,581 Yeah. Well, from the clippings you sent, 8 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,550 it sounds as if your orchestra was well-received. 9 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:48,485 Yeah, it was great to hear all those people 10 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:51,121 coming out of the concert hall whistling Stravinsky. 11 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:55,447 So how have things been going around here? 12 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:58,962 Not so good, Dad. It's Mork. 13 00:01:58,986 --> 00:02:00,697 It's always Mork. 14 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:01,864 No. 15 00:02:01,888 --> 00:02:04,201 Wait till you see him. He's really changed. 16 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:05,202 In what way? 17 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:07,070 You wouldn't believe it. 18 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:09,439 It's the last thing in the world you'd expect from Mork. 19 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:10,840 How much could he change? 20 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:12,342 Unless he's grown another head. 21 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:16,354 Kitten, I'm home. 22 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:28,458 Oh, another day, 23 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:31,161 another day, another inflated dollar. Heh. 24 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:32,362 Hello, hon. Big kiss. 25 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:33,896 Mwah. 26 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,932 Fred, really good to see you. 27 00:02:35,956 --> 00:02:37,900 How are you? How was Baltimore? 28 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:39,569 I hear it's quite a little town, hey? 29 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:41,638 Was it hot enough for you? 30 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,273 How about all those dead toad? 31 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:46,176 Well, what's for dinner, hon? 32 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,910 I hope it's that mock pot roast again. 33 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:50,747 What she can do with a cracker... Watch out. 34 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:51,748 Let's see in here. 35 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:53,750 Oh, yay! Another big kiss. 36 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:54,774 Mwah. 37 00:02:56,544 --> 00:03:00,524 He seems fine to me. 38 00:03:00,548 --> 00:03:02,492 Almost... normal. 39 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,926 But that's the problem. 40 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:05,629 He's too normal. 41 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:09,020 Mmm, mayonnaise. I can't get enough of it. 42 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:13,470 Oh, really good to see you, Fred. 43 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:15,272 He used to say, "Na-no, na-no." 44 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:18,141 Oh, none of that immigrant talk for me, hon. 45 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:20,243 Hey, you got a haircut. 46 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:21,545 I got 'em all cut. 47 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:24,881 My broker told me that one. 48 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:28,117 Oh, what a mind, what a mind. Ha-ha. 49 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:31,521 Well, Fred, how do you like this new suit? 50 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,089 Well, I was just admiring it. 51 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:34,724 I have one just like it. 52 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:35,748 Doesn't everyone? 53 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:39,696 Oh, what kind of a host am I? 54 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:40,697 Some kind of bozo. 55 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,499 Can I get you a cocktail? 56 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:45,001 How about a little Campari and TaB? How about that? 57 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:46,603 It's incredible. 58 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:47,671 Uh, n-n-no. 59 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:49,706 No, thanks, Mork. O-oh. 60 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:52,008 Oh, not "Mork" anymore, Fred. 61 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:54,311 Wait till you hear this. 62 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:56,213 It's too ethnic. 63 00:03:56,237 --> 00:03:58,737 Call me... Maury. 64 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:02,952 A spaceman named Maury. 65 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:07,490 I'm working with children now, Fred, at a daycare center. 66 00:04:07,514 --> 00:04:10,327 You know, because I think they're the future of America, 67 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:12,584 tomorrow's Republicans. 68 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:17,701 Daycare center. That sounds interesting. 69 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:20,337 Well, it's a start, Fred. 70 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:23,440 Besides, we've got a future to think about, right, hon? 71 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:24,907 Right... Maury. 72 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,243 Oh-ho. 73 00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:27,577 Oh, Minny. Mwah. 74 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:30,213 Maury and Minny: sounds like something 75 00:04:30,237 --> 00:04:33,250 you'd see on the TV, doesn't it? Ha-ha-ha. 76 00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:34,417 Do you play canasta, Fred? 77 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:37,186 Canasta? 78 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:40,089 Hey, Mindy, I wouldn't worry about this fella. 79 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,124 You know, I used to think 80 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:42,692 you were strange and peculiar, 81 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:43,926 but now... 82 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:46,296 gosh, you're just like one of us. 83 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:49,966 Yeah, but, Daddy, he never does Orkan things anymore. 84 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:52,302 Like, he completely stopped drinking with his finger. 85 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:55,171 That's an old-planet custom, hon. 86 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:56,939 And I've also stopped spitting with my toe. 87 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:59,008 Besides, who wants a lot of drool 88 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:01,110 in your socks? 89 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:04,447 Well, I've gotta be getting home. 90 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,583 Cathy is fixing a meat loaf for dinner tonight. 91 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:09,218 Oh, yum, yum. My favorite. 92 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:11,921 Oh, here's a little tip for you, Fred. 93 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:14,324 Try it with ketchup. 94 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:17,627 Hey, how about tomorrow maybe you and I'll play a little golf? 95 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:18,628 Well, I'd like that. 96 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,397 And we'll talk about politics? 97 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:24,389 Do you really think Earl Scheib does Ronald Reagan's hair? 98 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:31,908 Honey, goodbye. 99 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:34,477 And trust me, everything is gonna be all right. 100 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:35,712 Gonna be wonderful. 101 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:37,647 I'll see you on the first tee. 102 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:38,682 Fore. 103 00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:43,052 Oh, Mindy, now I understand 104 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:45,944 where you inherited your zest for life. 105 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:50,428 Think I'll just relax, watch a little TV. 106 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,598 Can I talk to you for a minute, Mork? 107 00:05:55,622 --> 00:05:56,800 Oh, not right now, hon. 108 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:58,034 Merv's gonna sing "My Way" 109 00:05:58,058 --> 00:06:01,003 underwater with an Aqua Lung with Jacques Cousteau. 110 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:04,641 Like to see Phil Donahue do that. 111 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:06,710 Well, it's kind of important. 112 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:08,911 See, it's... It's sort of been building up 113 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:11,815 for the last couple of weeks. 114 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:15,385 I don't really know how to put this into words, but... 115 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:17,987 y-you've just changed so much. Now, hon... 116 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:19,322 You're just like an Earthling. 117 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:20,423 Oh, big kiss. Mmm. 118 00:06:20,447 --> 00:06:23,393 No, Mork. 119 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:24,694 I... I'm just afraid 120 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,963 that there's something going wrong between us. 121 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:28,565 What can go wrong, hon? 122 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:30,867 We've got the whole night planned out here. Look. 123 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,535 We'll start off with "That's Incredible!" 124 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:35,171 And tonight, Bo Derek is gonna try to count to 10. 125 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:42,412 Oh, look. 126 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:44,180 On "Lou Grant," he's gonna change his shirt. 127 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:45,444 Watch out. Heh. 128 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:47,550 Oh, and on "Quincy": 129 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:51,287 "Quincy falls in love during an autopsy." 130 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:54,123 Boy, that's a dead giveaway. 131 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:55,224 Oh, ho, ho. 132 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,326 Ooh, big kiss. Mwah. 133 00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:06,124 ♪ Memories ♪ 134 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:11,530 ♪ Light the corners Of my mind ♪ 135 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:17,280 ♪ Misty, watercolored ♪ 136 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:20,238 ♪ Memories ♪ 137 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:27,479 ♪ Of the way we were ♪ 138 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:35,331 ♪ Scattered pictures ♪ 139 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:37,366 ♪ Of the smiles ♪ 140 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:41,671 ♪ We left behind ♪ 141 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:44,006 ♪ Smiles we gave ♪ 142 00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:49,045 ♪ To one another ♪ 143 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:53,505 ♪ For the way we were ♪ 144 00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:58,888 ♪ Can it be ♪ 145 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:03,392 ♪ That it was all So simple then? ♪ 146 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:09,799 ♪ Or has time Rewritten every line? ♪ 147 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,034 ♪ If we had the chance ♪ 148 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:15,738 ♪ To do it all again ♪ 149 00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:19,843 ♪ Tell me, would we? ♪ 150 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:23,713 ♪ Could we? ♪ 151 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:27,684 ♪ Memories ♪ 152 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:33,623 ♪ May be beautiful and yet ♪ 153 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:35,625 ♪ What's too painful ♪ 154 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:39,295 ♪ To remember ♪ 155 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:41,598 ♪ We simply choose ♪ 156 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:46,002 ♪ To forget ♪ 157 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:52,174 ♪ So it's the laughter ♪ 158 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:58,481 ♪ We will remember ♪ 159 00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:05,622 ♪ Whenever we remember ♪ 160 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:09,748 ♪ The way we were ♪ 161 00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:19,691 ♪ The way we were ♪ 162 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:30,146 Min? Min, hon. 163 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,984 Kitten. Ho-ho. 164 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:37,341 What you doin' up? 165 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,092 What's wrong, Min? 166 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:46,029 I mean, you're crying. 167 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:48,698 You used to say, "Your eyes are leaking." 168 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:51,000 I did? 169 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:53,570 Oh, Mork, when you first came to Earth, 170 00:09:53,594 --> 00:09:55,872 you were so exciting, 171 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:58,975 so different and special. 172 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:01,243 But I think that I've ruined all that. 173 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:03,947 Oh, no. I... I'm still the same. See? 174 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:09,819 No, it's... It's my fault. 175 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,487 I'm the one who told you 176 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:13,856 not to act strange in public, 177 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,926 and not to sit on your face, 178 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,985 or not to feed the pigeons with a fork. 179 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:24,433 Oh, that was great, Min. You taught me a lot. 180 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:27,637 Oh, Mork, don't you see? I taught you too much. 181 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:29,438 I've created an Earthling. 182 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,273 Yeah, I guess that's me: 183 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,632 Maury Q. Public. 184 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,279 Because of me, 185 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:40,149 you've lost everything that made you so wonderful. 186 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,619 Mm. You think so, hon? 187 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:45,576 Oh, Mork, we've got a big problem. 188 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:50,359 I've had to make a really tough decision. 189 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,328 I don't think you should live here anymore. 190 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:55,698 Oh. 191 00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,901 Y-you don't? 192 00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:00,069 No. 193 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,437 Maybe if you're out on your own, 194 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,205 that special quality might come back. 195 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:04,240 Huh. 196 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:06,776 There's gotta be something we can do. 197 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,245 I mean, there must be someone who can help us. 198 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:12,015 There's no one on Earth who's even gonna believe us. 199 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:17,987 Wait. 200 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,356 There is one person. 201 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,324 There's someone who can help us. 202 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,127 Stick your finger in my ear. 203 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:26,228 I beg your pardon? 204 00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:27,697 No, no, Mind. 205 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,866 We're gonna talk to Orson, you and I both. 206 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,534 But first, I've gotta plug you into my mind, 207 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:34,025 so stick your finger in my ear, hold my nose. 208 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:38,107 You mean I...? I'm gonna go with you into your head? 209 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,309 I-into your mind? C-can I do that? 210 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,400 There's plenty of room. Heh. 211 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,182 Oh, this is very strange. 212 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,886 Well, you should've seen the old way. 213 00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:55,992 Hold on. 214 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,950 Mork calling Orson. 215 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:08,571 Mork calling Orson. 216 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:10,272 I think that's how it goes. Yeah. 217 00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,274 Uh, come in, big buddy. 218 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:15,277 Uh, Mork calling Orson. 219 00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:17,714 Come in, Orson. 220 00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:20,850 Wow! I mean, who would ever believe this? 221 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:23,152 I'm inside an actual head. 222 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,521 Huh. It just doesn't seem possible, 223 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:27,489 but here I am, Mindy McConnell, 224 00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:29,491 who's never even been to New York. Ha-ha. 225 00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:31,027 Silence. Oh! 226 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,394 Somebody else is in here. 227 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,030 Oh, it's just Orson. 228 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,031 See? 229 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,332 Oh. 230 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:39,135 Sir, I-I-I brought my friend Mindy 231 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,837 to talk to you. 232 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,638 An Earthling in your mind? 233 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,640 This is highly unusual, Mork. 234 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:47,509 Oh, I-I know that, sir, but it's very important. I... 235 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:50,412 I couldn't do it by myself. 236 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:53,950 I-I seem to be losing my Orkan-ness. 237 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:54,951 Tell him, hon. 238 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:55,975 Oh. 239 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,387 Hi, uh, sir. 240 00:12:58,411 --> 00:12:59,688 O-Orson. Orson. 241 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,257 Sir. Obesity. Sir. 242 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,258 You know nothing. No. 243 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,326 Um... uh... see, the... 244 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:08,064 The problem seems to be that, um, 245 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,666 Mork has been around me so much, he's... 246 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,835 He's become too much of an Earthling. 247 00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,637 Is that true, Mork? 248 00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:16,038 Uh, yes sirree, Bob. 249 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:17,606 This is very serious. 250 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,910 It sounds like you're afflicted with observer's syndrome. 251 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,611 What's that? 252 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,148 It can happen when an observer spends too much time 253 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,615 on another planet. 254 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,385 He starts to become like the creatures there. 255 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:32,789 Unless Mork can be cured, he'll have to be ostracized. 256 00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:34,623 Ostracized? Oh. 257 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,126 Uh, d-d-does that mean, like, cast out? 258 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,594 He will be returned to Ork, 259 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,797 where he will be stripped of his name, his honor, 260 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,098 and his uniform. 261 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,166 Oh. 262 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,168 Then he will be sprayed purple 263 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:47,569 and doomed to wander his homeland forever 264 00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:49,238 as a fallen Orkan. 265 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,739 Oh, no. 266 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,074 It's awful, Mind. 267 00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:53,976 I mean, no one ever talks to you when you're purple, 268 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,912 and the police always hassle you. 269 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,880 Oh, what have I done? 270 00:13:57,904 --> 00:14:00,683 Perhaps irreparable harm. 271 00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:02,185 B-but you said there was a cure. 272 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,419 Possibly. 273 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,621 I'll have to arrange for Mork to be visited 274 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:08,757 by the most exalted elder on Ork. 275 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,960 He is very old and very wise, 276 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:14,630 and he knows all there is to know about Orkan culture. 277 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:18,400 If anyone can possibly retrain Mork in Orkan ways, 278 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:19,768 it's the ancient one. 279 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:20,769 Oh. 280 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:23,039 Oh, i-it's gotta work, sir. I... 281 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,841 I-I don't wanna be purple. 282 00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:25,942 Orson signing off. 283 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:26,943 Oh. 284 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,879 Uh, goodbye, sir. 285 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,180 Ni-ni, ni-ni. 286 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,282 That's "Na-no, na-no." Really? 287 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,551 I will tell the elder to pack quickly. 288 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:43,926 That's right, Dad. You heard it. 289 00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:45,694 I was inside Mork's mind, 290 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,830 and I actually talked to Orson. 291 00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:51,133 Well, yeah, he said that he's gonna send down an elder. 292 00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:53,435 Oh, yeah, a very wise and very old man 293 00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:55,104 who's gonna try to teach Mork how to... 294 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:58,274 To get back to the way he was. 295 00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,442 Hmm. If it doesn't work, they're gonna paint him purple, 296 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:03,746 and I'll never see him again. 297 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:06,082 He's at work at the daycare center. 298 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:09,385 Might be the last time he gets to see his little friends. 299 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,552 All right, little neighbors, 300 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,088 let's gather around the neighborhood. 301 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,489 Come on, here we go. 302 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:16,092 Let's go sit around Mr. Table. 303 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,426 We have another story today. 304 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,295 I'm sorry about yesterday's story. 305 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:20,662 That was one by Stephen King, 306 00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:23,421 and nap time didn't go very well, did it? 307 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,472 Okay, today we have kind of a fable. 308 00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:33,442 That's kind of a funny story. 309 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,477 Once, a long time ago, 310 00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:36,501 in a faraway land... 311 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,515 maybe even a planet, I don't know... 312 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,850 Let's just leave it at that. 313 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:44,320 There lived a little, fuzzy creature named Grom. 314 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:47,756 And he lived in a little hole, kind of like a condominium. 315 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,592 And one day a big, fuzzy Lump Lump 316 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,328 came and knocked on the door 317 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,763 and said, "You have to leave." 318 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,287 So, what did you say? 319 00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:00,202 Well, how...? 320 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,537 How'd you know it was me? Heh-heh. 321 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:04,195 Because you're fuzzy. 322 00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:06,875 All right, kids, you got me. 323 00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,477 I'll give it to you straight from the hip. 324 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,746 I got problems, real problems, and I need your help. 325 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,148 We'll help you. 326 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,916 Yeah, we always do. 327 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:17,775 Let it out, big guy. It's eating you up. 328 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,146 Thanks, Lola. 329 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:27,063 All right, well, it's... 330 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:28,064 It's Mindy. 331 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,333 I knew it. Girl troubles. 332 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,068 Girls are always trouble. 333 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,735 Put a snake in her bed. 334 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,441 Show some sensitivity. 335 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:39,775 The man's got grief. 336 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,978 Yeah. 337 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,947 Well, see, Mindy wants me to leave, and... 338 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,482 And I don't want to. 339 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,517 Leave? Why would you have to leave? 340 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:51,454 Well, it's kinda like... You know when you...? 341 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,389 You put pudding in the icebox for a long time, 342 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,713 and it gets real hairy? 343 00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:57,926 Forget that one. 344 00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,595 And don't tell Mommy and Daddy 345 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,752 I told you that one, either. 346 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,701 Um, well, I-I used to be one way, 347 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,036 and now I'm something different, 348 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,771 kinda like when root beer goes flat, you know? 349 00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:10,772 Well... Heh-heh. 350 00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:13,442 I-I-I wanna find out, well... 351 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,978 how I was. 352 00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,346 I don't understand. 353 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,347 Me, either. 354 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,483 When do we eat? 355 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,118 Not now, Stephanie. 356 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:24,387 Uncle Maury has the floor right now. 357 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,788 Ah, stuff it. 358 00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:28,624 We'll have to pluck a lot of the petals 359 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,848 off your courtesy flower. 360 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,534 Um, basically, I... 361 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:39,968 I want to find out, wha... 362 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,371 Well, what I was like before. 363 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,774 We'd like to help you, Mork, but we don't know how you was. 364 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:49,145 Yeah, we just met you when you came to work here. 365 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:52,814 I know. Why don't you ask Mindy what you used to be like? 366 00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:55,418 Well, I did, and I can't see how anybody would be like that 367 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,975 and not be coming in on three engines. 368 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,292 You could find out what you were like 369 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,561 from other people who knew you before. 370 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,164 Yeah. You mean, like, ask my friends? 371 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:12,201 Of course. One person isn't an accurate sampling. 372 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:16,205 Poll your friends for an in-depth profile. 373 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,729 That's an excellent idea, Lola. 374 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,145 Can I ask you one question? 375 00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:25,503 Are you dating Walter Cronkite? 376 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,587 Good luck, ancient one. 377 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,745 You are Mork's only hope. 378 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,397 Well, how do you like the place? 379 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:44,300 Catch the sign out front? DaVinci's. 380 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,001 I named it for us. Heh. 381 00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:47,570 Tell him your new slogan, Remo. 382 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:48,770 Sure, Sis. 383 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,239 DaVinci's Restaurant: 384 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:53,197 Have your last supper here. 385 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,312 That's really artful. Heh. 386 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,280 Where do you get those ideas? 387 00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,415 Ah, well... 388 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,882 I... I have a problem. 389 00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:03,919 I'm... I'm... I'm taking a little opinion poll. 390 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,921 Do you remember what I was like before? 391 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,123 You don't wanna know that. 392 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,824 Uh, well... Ha-ha. 393 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:12,060 I always thought you were fun, uh, 394 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:14,730 kind of unpredictable, silly. 395 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,165 Goofy. Remo! 396 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,166 No, no. I meant, uh, 397 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,467 nice goofy. 398 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,769 Oh, I see. Goofy with a side of nice. 399 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,002 A little restaurant humor. 400 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,044 Hi, Nelson. 401 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,379 Uh, table for one? 402 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:33,115 Well, actually, I'm supposed to meet a friend here, 403 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,950 the, uh, widow Comstock? 404 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,353 A woman in black? Um, she was sitting right here. 405 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,087 I-I think she's in the washroom. 406 00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,023 That's her. Poor thing. 407 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:43,692 She misses her late husband so very much. 408 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,027 She's in mourning. 409 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:48,919 Oh, no. I've got a woman weeping in my new bathroom. 410 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:55,304 Nelson, can you help a friend in need? 411 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,505 Sure, Mork. 412 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,340 Come. Let us sit together. 413 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,898 Oh, thank you. 414 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:06,415 Nelson, I'd like to get back to my former self. 415 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:07,883 I mean, the way I was. 416 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,851 I mean, you did it. 417 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,119 What's the secret? 418 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:12,621 I had to. 419 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,323 Losing that election 420 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:17,759 showed me what kind of a shallow person I was. 421 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,361 So I joined this group that's teaching me 422 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,819 to think positive and feel good about myself. 423 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:25,623 Oh, Nelson, here I am. 424 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:31,674 Mork, I'd like you to meet the widow Comstock. 425 00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:32,874 Hi, Mork. 426 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,810 Hi, wid. 427 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,078 Oh, that's cute. 428 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:38,647 Nobody's ever called me "wid" before. 429 00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:42,551 But then, I've only had the title for a few months. 430 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,588 See, uh, we were assigned to each other, uh, 431 00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:46,622 from the group. 432 00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,224 Kinda like the buddy system. 433 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,058 She reminds me to think positive, 434 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,595 and I remind her not to feel grief. 435 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,396 Oh, I see. You buoy up the girl. 436 00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:58,667 Nelson has given me the moral strength to go on 437 00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:01,559 after my husband, Randolph... 438 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:07,743 Ye-e-s. Ye-e-s, ye-e-s! 439 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,177 Thank you, Nelson. 440 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:12,248 Oh, it's been a tortured four months, 441 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:16,051 but Randolph made me promise that if he ever went before me, 442 00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:18,887 I would never lose that special sparkle 443 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:21,223 he cherished so much. 444 00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:22,725 The skiing, 445 00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:24,360 the sailing, 446 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,462 the mariachis at midnight. 447 00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:27,951 Olé. 448 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:32,523 W-what's the matter? 449 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:34,893 Your face. 450 00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:40,142 There's something about it that reminds me of Randolph. 451 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,933 Oh. Is...? Is this one better? 452 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,214 Oh... Oh, I don't mind being reminded. 453 00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:49,618 In fact, every day I wear black in memory of him. 454 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,119 That's why I'm wearing this. 455 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,788 Was that one of his? 456 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:53,855 Hmph. 457 00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:57,893 Mork, this brave woman has truly inspired me 458 00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,795 with her spontaneous vitality. 459 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,697 Oh, spontaneous. 460 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,432 That's what Mindy wants from me. She wants... 461 00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:05,133 Are you really spontaneous? 462 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,968 Oh, I don't know. Hee-hee. 463 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,971 Nelson, let's skip dinner 464 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,730 and dune buggy to the border. 465 00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:16,133 Ye-e-s! 466 00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:18,414 Oh, that's it. 467 00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:21,383 Let's see. We got "weird," "unpredictable," 468 00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:25,120 "goofy with a side of nice," "ye-e-s"! 469 00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:28,089 Oh, no wonder Mindy misses me. 470 00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:29,925 Oh, I'm gonna get ready now. 471 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:32,750 ♪ New Mork, new Mork ♪ 472 00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:39,301 New Mork, new Mork! 473 00:22:54,306 --> 00:22:57,219 What are you doing? 474 00:22:57,243 --> 00:22:58,821 Weird enough for you, hon? 475 00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:00,188 What? 476 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,057 Oh, nothing. Titter, titter. 477 00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:04,326 Oh. 478 00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:05,894 I'm just being a little silly, 479 00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:08,063 unpredictable, wild and goofy, 480 00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:09,732 like my friends said I used to be. 481 00:23:09,756 --> 00:23:10,966 Here... Here's a little goofy. 482 00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:12,601 Oh, ho-ho-ho. 483 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,370 Minnie, how come you only have three fingers? 484 00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:16,238 Whoo! 485 00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:17,406 Mork, are you trying to...? 486 00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:18,807 No, no, Min. You even haven't seen... 487 00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:21,209 You haven't seen spontaneous yet. 488 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,545 Min, let's take a bus all the way to Denver 489 00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:24,713 and have a lot of daiquiris. 490 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,715 Come on. 491 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:29,785 Whoa! Noo-noo. Ha-ha-ha. 492 00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:30,786 Whoa. 493 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:33,255 Mork, Mork. 494 00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:34,279 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 495 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:42,798 Oh, Mork. 496 00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:45,834 Mork, this isn't you. 497 00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:47,903 Don't you see? You're being too obvious. 498 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,705 It's not gonna fool the elder. 499 00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:50,873 No. 500 00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:52,307 And you don't have to perform for me. 501 00:23:52,331 --> 00:23:53,742 I'm your friend. 502 00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:56,678 I just wanna try to help you to find your old self. 503 00:23:56,702 --> 00:23:58,914 Yeah, but I... 504 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:01,383 I guess I've run out of places to look, Mind. 505 00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:02,618 Tsk. 506 00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:04,185 I'm just sorry I couldn't be grateful 507 00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:05,643 for what I had. 508 00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:09,858 I'm sorry I let it get away. 509 00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:12,227 Oh, Mork, I don't want you to be purple. 510 00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:15,196 What a strange thing to say to somebody. 511 00:24:16,221 --> 00:24:17,399 What's that? 512 00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:24,473 Either Led Zeppelin's playing nearby, or he's here. 513 00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:26,875 Oh, the elder? Yeah. 514 00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:29,077 Oh, the ancient one is here. 515 00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:30,746 Oh, Mork, what do I say? How do I act? 516 00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:32,781 Well, just be very respectful to the old coot. 517 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,583 Okay. 518 00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:35,617 Um, it's all right. 519 00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:36,819 Remain calm. 520 00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:39,209 Remain calm. Remain calm. 521 00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:47,818 Whoa. 522 00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:02,210 Mind, 523 00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:04,714 he's older than I thought. 524 00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:09,239 Your eminence. 525 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:21,318 Your eminence, he who knows all. 526 00:25:23,789 --> 00:25:25,367 Boop! 527 00:25:33,899 --> 00:25:37,001 He's speaking some kind of foreign language, Min. 528 00:25:38,104 --> 00:25:39,547 I think it's Orkan. 529 00:25:39,571 --> 00:25:40,682 Oh, of course. 530 00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:44,719 Oh. 531 00:25:44,743 --> 00:25:46,388 What's he saying? 532 00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:47,856 I was hoping you'd know. 533 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,858 Does he speak English? 534 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,893 I'll ask him. 535 00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:55,352 Do you speak English? 536 00:25:59,691 --> 00:26:00,835 Uh, please. 537 00:26:03,462 --> 00:26:04,672 Bing! 538 00:26:04,696 --> 00:26:07,476 I can speak any language I choose. 539 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:08,810 Oh. 540 00:26:08,834 --> 00:26:09,978 Mork, I don't get it. 541 00:26:10,002 --> 00:26:12,414 You said somebody very old was coming. 542 00:26:12,438 --> 00:26:14,016 How old are you? 543 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,184 Seven microbleams. 544 00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:18,053 Or in Earth years... 545 00:26:20,546 --> 00:26:21,523 86. 546 00:26:21,547 --> 00:26:22,690 Eighty-six? 547 00:26:22,714 --> 00:26:24,259 Well, he looks like a 10-year-old kid. 548 00:26:24,283 --> 00:26:25,860 On Ork, the aging process is reversed. 549 00:26:25,884 --> 00:26:28,085 It's kinda like Dick Clark. 550 00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:33,101 You see, we are born in a test tube, 551 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:36,371 fully-grown, gray-haired and wrinkled. 552 00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:39,841 That way, we are treated with respect from day one. 553 00:26:39,865 --> 00:26:43,111 And baby-shoe bronzing is really expensive. 554 00:26:43,135 --> 00:26:45,080 Now, as you grow older, 555 00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:46,915 we start to look younger. 556 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:48,383 We get smaller and cuter. 557 00:26:48,407 --> 00:26:50,919 That way, all the people wanna keep their old folks at home. 558 00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:52,854 Oh, that's nice... 559 00:26:52,878 --> 00:26:55,457 Yeah. - -in a weird sort of way. 560 00:26:55,481 --> 00:26:56,691 Let's get on with the training. 561 00:26:56,715 --> 00:26:58,493 Oh. 562 00:26:59,518 --> 00:27:02,030 Ah-ah. Oh-oh. 563 00:27:02,054 --> 00:27:04,154 Ah. O-oh! 564 00:27:05,524 --> 00:27:08,970 According to the meter, you're only 17 percent Orkan. 565 00:27:09,995 --> 00:27:11,806 Mork, if you are not a full Orkan 566 00:27:11,830 --> 00:27:13,741 by the time I'm finished here, 567 00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:15,377 you will be ostracized. 568 00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:17,479 Oh, no. 569 00:27:17,503 --> 00:27:19,581 The disgrace, the shame, 570 00:27:19,605 --> 00:27:22,284 and the shanda of it all. 571 00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:23,452 To be purple. 572 00:27:23,476 --> 00:27:24,819 To be purple in winter too. 573 00:27:24,843 --> 00:27:27,389 Purple doesn't go well with goosebumps. 574 00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:30,559 Um, is...? Is there anything I-I can do to help? 575 00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:33,261 You've done enough, culture-sapper. 576 00:27:33,285 --> 00:27:35,130 Go away. What? 577 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:37,432 Wait a minute, buster. This is my house. 578 00:27:37,456 --> 00:27:38,933 Who do you think you are? 579 00:27:38,957 --> 00:27:39,957 My name is: 580 00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:45,807 I beg your pardon? 581 00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:47,142 Uh, I think he said his name was: 582 00:27:50,469 --> 00:27:52,481 What a rude planet. 583 00:27:52,505 --> 00:27:54,682 You've turned him into an Earthling. 584 00:27:54,706 --> 00:27:55,750 Now leave us alone 585 00:27:55,774 --> 00:27:58,620 so I can put the "Ork" back in Mork. 586 00:27:58,644 --> 00:28:01,189 Oh, she meant no harm, your eminence. 587 00:28:01,213 --> 00:28:03,024 She robbed us of an Orkan. 588 00:28:03,048 --> 00:28:05,360 Oh, Mork, he's right. 589 00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:07,662 I guess I have done enough already. 590 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,998 I'll just go back and wait in the room. 591 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:10,999 Good luck. 592 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:12,000 Oh, big kiss. 593 00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:13,990 Not now. 594 00:28:17,796 --> 00:28:20,475 I-I feel really bad for her, sir. 595 00:28:20,499 --> 00:28:24,479 Orkans do not have feelings, infidel. 596 00:28:24,503 --> 00:28:28,116 Now we shall begin with something basic. 597 00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:31,052 Hit your head against that wall. 598 00:28:31,076 --> 00:28:32,543 Right. 599 00:28:36,014 --> 00:28:39,883 I do not know any Libyans, and I have not cashed the checks. 600 00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:45,066 Okay. How did I do? 601 00:28:45,090 --> 00:28:46,501 Incorrect. 602 00:28:46,525 --> 00:28:48,470 You did not say, "Shazbot." 603 00:28:48,494 --> 00:28:50,405 Oh. Again. 604 00:28:51,763 --> 00:28:53,107 Shazbot! 605 00:28:53,131 --> 00:28:54,676 Ha-ha-ha! 606 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:58,012 Howard, I lost. It was my thyroid. 607 00:29:00,138 --> 00:29:01,516 Wrong. Huh? 608 00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:04,474 Pain first, shazbot second. 609 00:29:05,377 --> 00:29:06,354 All right. 610 00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:07,889 I can see why you're the elder. 611 00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:09,857 Again. 612 00:29:09,881 --> 00:29:11,993 Shazbot! 613 00:29:12,017 --> 00:29:15,652 Let's move Laverne and Shirley to Thursday night, okay? 614 00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:19,334 Ah-ha! 615 00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:28,142 You mean there's really another Orkan up there? 616 00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:30,412 Yeah! Oh, Dad, it's crazy. 617 00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:32,614 They've been unloading a whole fleet of cargo eggs 618 00:29:32,638 --> 00:29:36,585 and taking strange-looking stuff into the attic. 619 00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:40,154 You're living with two Orkans? 620 00:29:40,178 --> 00:29:42,023 Oh, Dad, if Mork fails his Orkan training, 621 00:29:42,047 --> 00:29:43,525 I'll never forgive myself. 622 00:29:43,549 --> 00:29:45,193 He'll make it, honey. He's doing it for you. 623 00:29:45,217 --> 00:29:47,295 You watch. Soon he'll be the same fella 624 00:29:47,319 --> 00:29:51,255 who used to lie on the lawn, shampooing caterpillars. 625 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:54,802 I just feel so helpless. 626 00:29:54,826 --> 00:29:56,170 I mean, he's going through so much, 627 00:29:56,194 --> 00:29:57,672 and I can't even be up there with him. 628 00:29:57,696 --> 00:29:58,806 Why not? 629 00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:00,908 Because that old coot won't let me. 630 00:30:00,932 --> 00:30:03,111 Well, honey, if Mork needs you, 631 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,447 maybe you should be up there to help him. 632 00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:07,349 Well, yeah. 633 00:30:07,373 --> 00:30:10,685 But I feel like an intruder in my own house. 634 00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:13,855 And... And who knows what's even arriving in those eggs? 635 00:30:13,879 --> 00:30:15,890 You sound like you're a little scared. 636 00:30:15,914 --> 00:30:17,492 I am, but I'm... 637 00:30:17,516 --> 00:30:19,794 But I'm scared for Mork, not for me. 638 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:22,096 And he just might fail that test. 639 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,698 Well, it... It never hurts 640 00:30:23,722 --> 00:30:25,333 to bring an apple to the teacher, 641 00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:26,856 if you know what I mean. 642 00:30:28,860 --> 00:30:31,439 Yeah. 643 00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:34,376 If you want me to, I'll go up there with you. 644 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,443 No. 645 00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:36,645 No, thanks, Dad. 646 00:30:36,669 --> 00:30:37,669 He's my alien. 647 00:30:39,438 --> 00:30:40,482 You sure? 648 00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:42,317 Yeah, I'm sure. Okay. 649 00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:43,818 Well, I guess I can go, then. 650 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,520 All right, now, look, if you need me, 651 00:30:45,544 --> 00:30:48,690 I'll be home hiding under the bed. 652 00:30:48,714 --> 00:30:49,691 Humor. 653 00:30:49,715 --> 00:30:52,427 Ar-ar-ar-ar-ar. 654 00:30:52,451 --> 00:30:54,117 Bye. 655 00:30:58,256 --> 00:30:59,534 Stop. 656 00:30:59,558 --> 00:31:02,170 It's a pure Orkan environment up there, 657 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:04,339 and you're not going to spoil it. 658 00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:06,107 Listen, uh, uh: 659 00:31:11,002 --> 00:31:13,682 See, you and I have gotta have a little talk. 660 00:31:13,706 --> 00:31:15,417 Now, I care about Mork, and... 661 00:31:15,441 --> 00:31:18,486 And I want him to be Orkan again just as badly as you do. 662 00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:20,455 I mean, I think, uh, Orkans are great! 663 00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:21,690 They're terrific. 664 00:31:21,714 --> 00:31:24,147 But you just gotta let me help him, do you understand? 665 00:31:25,917 --> 00:31:28,630 Oh, pardon me. 666 00:31:28,654 --> 00:31:31,588 Can't take this excitement. 667 00:31:32,725 --> 00:31:35,392 I'm not a young man anymore. 668 00:31:38,096 --> 00:31:39,808 All right. You may go. 669 00:31:39,832 --> 00:31:42,632 Oh! Thank you, uh... 670 00:31:44,770 --> 00:31:48,015 But you must not contaminate what we have up there 671 00:31:48,039 --> 00:31:49,684 with your Earthliness. 672 00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:52,576 Put this on. 673 00:31:56,047 --> 00:31:57,592 Is this gonna fit me? 674 00:31:57,616 --> 00:31:59,416 One size fits all. 675 00:32:01,453 --> 00:32:03,998 Yeah. Ha-ha. Well, I'll... 676 00:32:04,022 --> 00:32:05,066 I'll... I'll be back there, 677 00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:07,457 um, putting it on. 678 00:32:10,462 --> 00:32:13,508 Up the stairs, down the stairs. 679 00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:16,800 This planet's rough on old people. 680 00:32:19,170 --> 00:32:21,015 Oh, hello. 681 00:32:21,039 --> 00:32:22,784 You must be one of Mork's little friends 682 00:32:22,808 --> 00:32:25,720 from the daycare center. 683 00:32:25,744 --> 00:32:26,888 What's your name? 684 00:32:30,783 --> 00:32:33,695 Listen, you little... 685 00:32:33,719 --> 00:32:36,063 Leave here at once. 686 00:32:36,087 --> 00:32:39,022 This is no place for children. 687 00:32:42,828 --> 00:32:44,806 What are you, a wise guy? 688 00:32:44,830 --> 00:32:45,940 Very. 689 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,175 How would you like to go for a ride 690 00:32:48,199 --> 00:32:51,301 in my Cuisinart? 691 00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:54,682 How do I look? 692 00:32:54,706 --> 00:32:57,385 Hi, uh, uh, Mr. Bickley. 693 00:32:57,409 --> 00:33:00,488 Listen, I came up here to complain about the noise. 694 00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:03,725 Can't you play dress-up a little more quietly? 695 00:33:03,749 --> 00:33:05,894 Where'd you get your outfits, 696 00:33:05,918 --> 00:33:08,251 Frederick's of Mars? 697 00:33:12,257 --> 00:33:15,036 They're cute at that age. 698 00:33:15,060 --> 00:33:16,404 Let us go. 699 00:33:16,428 --> 00:33:18,840 But I must warn you, 700 00:33:18,864 --> 00:33:22,343 your upper level has been transformed into a world 701 00:33:22,367 --> 00:33:25,234 no Earthling has ever seen before. 702 00:33:32,711 --> 00:33:35,411 What's happenin', my man? Lookin' good. 703 00:33:36,849 --> 00:33:38,225 I don't believe this place. 704 00:33:38,249 --> 00:33:40,995 Quiet. He's on the na-no machine. 705 00:33:43,722 --> 00:33:45,166 Hi, Mork. 706 00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:46,968 Oh, hi, Min. 707 00:33:46,992 --> 00:33:48,970 Wrong! Na-no! 708 00:33:48,994 --> 00:33:51,005 Big na-no, Min. 709 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,441 He's firm, but he's fair. 710 00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:55,643 Oh, you look good in Orkan threads. 711 00:33:55,667 --> 00:33:57,187 I didn't know they made 'em in "cadet." 712 00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:00,214 What's happened to this place? 713 00:34:00,238 --> 00:34:02,016 You'd never even know we were in the attic. 714 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,117 Griblitch! 715 00:34:03,141 --> 00:34:04,452 Griblitch? 716 00:34:04,476 --> 00:34:06,788 Oh, griblitch means he's on a break, Mind. 717 00:34:06,812 --> 00:34:09,332 Those elders have a tough union. 718 00:34:09,681 --> 00:34:11,125 Well, let me show you around. 719 00:34:11,149 --> 00:34:13,260 Oh, it's... It's really fantastic. 720 00:34:13,284 --> 00:34:15,096 Aw, shucks. What's that? What's that say? 721 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,464 Oh, that was Orkan words of wisdom. 722 00:34:16,488 --> 00:34:17,632 It'll come around again. 723 00:34:17,656 --> 00:34:20,334 See, here it says, "Skeeznik kume kushbiya," 724 00:34:20,358 --> 00:34:22,504 which means, "Life is like a kushbiya." 725 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:25,373 Deep, huh? 726 00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:26,397 Yeah, I'll bet. 727 00:34:28,466 --> 00:34:30,645 Let me show you a picture of where I grew up. 728 00:34:30,669 --> 00:34:32,881 You mean this is what Ork looks like? 729 00:34:32,905 --> 00:34:34,015 Well, some of it. 730 00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:35,282 They tore it down to make swamps 731 00:34:35,306 --> 00:34:36,684 when they found out the earthquakes 732 00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:38,419 were an allergic reaction to condominiums. 733 00:34:41,112 --> 00:34:42,924 It's even prettier in the fall. 734 00:34:44,516 --> 00:34:46,716 Comes so quickly too. 735 00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:50,186 You too. There it goes. 736 00:34:50,923 --> 00:34:52,867 Oh. That is amazing. 737 00:34:52,891 --> 00:34:55,102 Well, the artist is really fantastic. You sh... 738 00:34:55,126 --> 00:34:56,871 You should see one of his sunsets. 739 00:34:56,895 --> 00:34:59,429 Here comes one now. 740 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,844 Oh. 741 00:35:02,868 --> 00:35:04,111 Listen, Min. 742 00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:07,448 Crickets. Heh. 743 00:35:07,472 --> 00:35:09,283 Those are the three moons of Ork: 744 00:35:09,307 --> 00:35:10,752 Lumpy, Squeezy and Jojo. 745 00:35:10,776 --> 00:35:12,520 Oh, Mork, are all these things 746 00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:13,988 helping you to become more Ork-like? 747 00:35:14,012 --> 00:35:15,189 Oh, they sure are. 748 00:35:15,213 --> 00:35:16,691 They all remind me of things back home, 749 00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:18,292 especially my pet noggachomp. 750 00:35:18,316 --> 00:35:20,061 Noggachomp? 751 00:35:20,085 --> 00:35:21,295 It's the number one pet on Ork. 752 00:35:21,319 --> 00:35:23,799 Even more popular than cocker frenkles. 753 00:35:24,522 --> 00:35:25,900 Mine's the cutest little one of all. 754 00:35:25,924 --> 00:35:26,968 Here, let me call him. 755 00:35:26,992 --> 00:35:28,369 Bebo! Come here, boy! 756 00:35:28,393 --> 00:35:29,393 Come here, Bebo. 757 00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:37,144 Uh, I think he likes you, Mind. 758 00:35:37,168 --> 00:35:38,746 Yeah, as a friend or a munchie? 759 00:35:38,770 --> 00:35:40,982 Oh, no, no. Don't worry, hon. They only eat hair and rugs. 760 00:35:41,006 --> 00:35:43,486 That's why political candidates on Ork have to be real careful. 761 00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:45,620 Well... Well, uh, call him off. 762 00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:46,621 Oh, okay. Here, Bebo. 763 00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:48,723 Whoa. Ha-ha. 764 00:35:48,747 --> 00:35:50,758 I don't know whether he's comin' or goin' most times. 765 00:35:50,782 --> 00:35:52,727 Whoa. He's gonna dance with me. 766 00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:55,663 Oh, I missed you, boy. I missed you. 767 00:35:55,687 --> 00:35:57,131 Oh, it's a boy? 768 00:35:57,155 --> 00:36:00,189 I don't know. I've never had the nerve to turn him over. 769 00:36:02,594 --> 00:36:04,205 Uh, yes, your eminence? 770 00:36:04,229 --> 00:36:05,206 Flatchnu! 771 00:36:05,230 --> 00:36:06,774 Oh. Break's over, Mind. 772 00:36:06,798 --> 00:36:08,409 Take a hike, Bebo. 773 00:36:14,773 --> 00:36:16,084 Next phase, 774 00:36:16,108 --> 00:36:19,120 you'll relearn your Orkan pledge of allegiance. 775 00:36:19,144 --> 00:36:21,504 Put your hand over your hearts. Oh, yeah. 776 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,292 I... I pledge allegiance to my planet. 777 00:36:25,316 --> 00:36:27,996 The rest of the known universe can can it. 778 00:36:29,021 --> 00:36:30,965 Mork! 779 00:36:30,989 --> 00:36:32,433 Watch out! Watch out! 780 00:36:32,457 --> 00:36:33,801 What was that? 781 00:36:33,825 --> 00:36:35,536 Killer Naugahyde. We call it The Sizzler. 782 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,371 Oh. 783 00:36:37,395 --> 00:36:39,140 It probably thought you were Malibu chicken. 784 00:36:39,164 --> 00:36:41,776 Oh, it was really... 785 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,011 It was trying to fry me. 786 00:36:43,035 --> 00:36:44,178 Oh, that's all right. 787 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,162 You can only sit down if you have asbestos shorts. 788 00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:49,350 Oh, you're safe now, though, Min. 789 00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:50,351 Oh. Oh. 790 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:51,519 Get away from him. 791 00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:53,087 Oh, but she needs me, sir. 792 00:36:53,111 --> 00:36:54,421 Yeah, wait a minute. You didn't... 793 00:36:54,445 --> 00:36:56,691 Boop! 794 00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:57,692 Min? 795 00:36:57,716 --> 00:36:59,426 Mind? 796 00:36:59,450 --> 00:37:02,463 She checked out and took the baggage too. 797 00:37:02,487 --> 00:37:03,665 You froze her. 798 00:37:03,689 --> 00:37:05,700 You're more concerned about her 799 00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:07,802 than you are about being an Orkan. 800 00:37:07,826 --> 00:37:10,705 It's no use. Your training can't help you. 801 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:13,074 You're going back to Ork now. 802 00:37:13,098 --> 00:37:15,376 No, sir, I-I can't leave Min. 803 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,377 You must. 804 00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:19,847 Oh, after all these years, 805 00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:22,216 you'll never know that I said goodbye. 806 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,517 Big kiss. 807 00:37:31,616 --> 00:37:33,861 No, sir, I-I-I can't leave Mind. 808 00:37:33,885 --> 00:37:35,730 We'll build you another one, 809 00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:38,566 a more advanced model with a power seat. 810 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:41,268 No, no, no, sir. See, there will never be another Mindy. 811 00:37:41,292 --> 00:37:43,304 You underestimate technology. 812 00:37:43,328 --> 00:37:44,572 We must go. 813 00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:47,241 No, sir, y-you don't understand. Mindy's... 814 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:48,342 Blasphemy! 815 00:37:48,366 --> 00:37:51,212 An elder understands everything! 816 00:37:51,236 --> 00:37:54,281 You young people have no respect. 817 00:37:54,305 --> 00:37:57,874 Oh, I meant no disrespect, your fogy-ness. Heh. 818 00:37:59,111 --> 00:38:01,122 If I can only show you what a Mindy is, 819 00:38:01,146 --> 00:38:03,791 I'll kiss your tiny feet through your sensible boots. 820 00:38:03,815 --> 00:38:06,594 All right, but be quick about it. 821 00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:08,730 See, what's different is that she has qualities 822 00:38:08,754 --> 00:38:10,331 that we Orkans don't have. 823 00:38:10,355 --> 00:38:11,866 Sometimes she's happy. 824 00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:14,168 Ding. 825 00:38:14,192 --> 00:38:15,770 Sometimes she's sad. Ding. 826 00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:18,106 Oh, Mork. 827 00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:19,774 Sometimes she's fun-loving. 828 00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:21,497 Ding. 829 00:38:23,034 --> 00:38:24,545 Ding. Oh, you kid. 830 00:38:26,138 --> 00:38:28,349 Sometimes she's inquisitive. Ding. 831 00:38:28,373 --> 00:38:30,584 Mork, how did you get your tongue through the keyhole? 832 00:38:30,608 --> 00:38:32,041 Ding. Heh-heh. 833 00:38:33,611 --> 00:38:35,957 Most of the time she's caring. 834 00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:37,446 Ding. 835 00:38:38,283 --> 00:38:40,449 She's caring. Ding. 836 00:38:41,552 --> 00:38:44,498 She's really caring. Ding. 837 00:38:44,522 --> 00:38:46,100 Is something stuck? 838 00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:48,269 Yes, sir, me on Mindy. Heh. 839 00:38:48,293 --> 00:38:51,939 Strange concept, yet it has such a hold on you. 840 00:38:51,963 --> 00:38:54,308 Well, sir... 841 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,644 you see, that's why I've got to be an Orkan, sir. 842 00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:58,512 So I can stay here with her. I mean... 843 00:38:58,536 --> 00:39:01,215 She means more to me than anything in the known universe. 844 00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:02,817 I mean, is there anything we can do? 845 00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:04,252 There must be something. 846 00:39:04,276 --> 00:39:06,087 Well, there is. 847 00:39:06,111 --> 00:39:08,689 No. It's far too dangerous. 848 00:39:08,713 --> 00:39:09,791 Oh, sir, I'll risk anything. 849 00:39:09,815 --> 00:39:12,515 I'd even shave with a live weasel. 850 00:39:13,751 --> 00:39:16,597 I haven't done it in many bleams. 851 00:39:16,621 --> 00:39:18,365 It's horrendous. 852 00:39:18,389 --> 00:39:20,268 It's terrifying. 853 00:39:20,292 --> 00:39:22,369 A last resort. 854 00:39:22,393 --> 00:39:25,439 I'm too old even to consider it. 855 00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:27,574 But maybe with her help. 856 00:39:27,598 --> 00:39:30,244 Boop! 857 00:39:30,268 --> 00:39:31,312 What happened? 858 00:39:31,336 --> 00:39:34,115 With her help, I can possibly do it. 859 00:39:34,139 --> 00:39:35,449 Do what? 860 00:39:35,473 --> 00:39:37,251 There's a remote possibility 861 00:39:37,275 --> 00:39:41,189 that I might be able to pull the Earth spirits from your body 862 00:39:41,213 --> 00:39:43,891 with the ritual of the sacred eggs. 863 00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:47,094 O-o-o-oh. 864 00:39:47,118 --> 00:39:49,463 The ritual of the sacred eggs, Min! 865 00:39:49,487 --> 00:39:52,233 Oh, gasp, choke! 866 00:39:52,257 --> 00:39:53,935 Extreme fear. 867 00:39:53,959 --> 00:39:55,369 Everything pulses through my body. 868 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:59,207 Mind, he's an eggs-orcist. 869 00:40:17,615 --> 00:40:18,615 Uh... 870 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:30,238 With this ceremonial egg, 871 00:40:30,262 --> 00:40:32,439 I will attempt to remove the Earth spirits 872 00:40:32,463 --> 00:40:34,541 from his body. 873 00:40:34,565 --> 00:40:37,011 I only hope I'm strong enough. 874 00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:39,046 Why? What's gonna happen? 875 00:40:39,070 --> 00:40:42,316 It's not going to be pleasant. 876 00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:43,751 W-wouldn't you feel more powerful 877 00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:45,519 if you were upstairs in your own environment? 878 00:40:45,543 --> 00:40:48,689 No. We must fight the Earth vibrations off 879 00:40:48,713 --> 00:40:50,591 where they're most powerful. 880 00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:52,626 That's why it's so dangerous. 881 00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:57,531 Earth behavior, be gone! 882 00:41:10,568 --> 00:41:12,179 Mork, are you all right? 883 00:41:12,203 --> 00:41:16,117 Mork's not here right now! 884 00:41:16,141 --> 00:41:18,786 Maury's the name, Earth creature's the game! 885 00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:21,188 What do you mean, my credit's no good, Lord? 886 00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:24,325 Your grandma writes bad checks at Macy's! 887 00:41:32,857 --> 00:41:34,768 The Earth spirits won't let go of him. 888 00:41:34,792 --> 00:41:36,570 I must try harder. 889 00:41:36,594 --> 00:41:37,571 Be gone! 890 00:41:37,595 --> 00:41:39,606 Whoa, get that away! 891 00:41:39,630 --> 00:41:42,198 Next time you get that near me, better be pantyhose in there. 892 00:41:43,969 --> 00:41:45,446 Why, what are you doin'? 893 00:41:45,470 --> 00:41:47,114 You're a gnarly little geek, aren't you? 894 00:41:47,138 --> 00:41:50,017 Bonjour. Hey, bonjour. 895 00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:52,719 Bonjour. Ow! 896 00:41:52,743 --> 00:41:54,088 Oh, for sure, for sure... 897 00:41:54,112 --> 00:41:55,089 Be gone! 898 00:41:55,113 --> 00:41:56,924 For sure, for sure. 899 00:41:56,948 --> 00:41:57,925 Be gone. 900 00:41:57,949 --> 00:42:00,894 Mom, give me a Twinkie. 901 00:42:00,918 --> 00:42:03,464 Here, kitty. Here, kitty, kitty. Here, kitty. Whoa! 902 00:42:03,488 --> 00:42:05,933 There goes the kitty. Ha-ha. 903 00:42:05,957 --> 00:42:07,634 Hey, nice to be here in Vegas. 904 00:42:07,658 --> 00:42:09,270 Nice to be here in Vegas. Good night. 905 00:42:09,294 --> 00:42:11,038 I know what you're saying. Hey, are you short? 906 00:42:11,062 --> 00:42:12,306 You wanna go for a ride on my belt? 907 00:42:12,330 --> 00:42:14,008 No, come here. I don't know and I don't care. 908 00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:17,544 I wonder what this country'd be without this great land of ours. 909 00:42:17,568 --> 00:42:20,381 I'm sorry, all I want is a condominium with a view. 910 00:42:20,405 --> 00:42:21,882 A condominium with a view. 911 00:42:21,906 --> 00:42:25,052 I shall return! I shall return! 912 00:42:25,076 --> 00:42:26,854 Be gone! Be gone! 913 00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:29,991 You can't. They're just tapes. They're just tapes. 914 00:42:30,015 --> 00:42:32,626 Hide them. Hide them. Hide them. 915 00:42:32,650 --> 00:42:35,818 Auntie Em! Auntie Em! 916 00:42:37,355 --> 00:42:39,200 Well, do something! 917 00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:41,168 I can do no more. 918 00:42:41,192 --> 00:42:42,569 It's up to him now. 919 00:42:42,593 --> 00:42:43,871 Oh, no. 920 00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:46,673 Oh, Mork, please come back. 921 00:42:46,697 --> 00:42:48,442 Mork? 922 00:42:48,466 --> 00:42:49,443 Mork. 923 00:42:49,467 --> 00:42:50,911 Na-no, na-no. 924 00:42:52,770 --> 00:42:55,249 My name is Mork from Ork. 925 00:42:55,273 --> 00:42:57,051 He's back! 926 00:42:57,075 --> 00:42:59,686 The Earthly spirits seem to have left. 927 00:42:59,710 --> 00:43:01,222 Boop! 928 00:43:01,246 --> 00:43:03,057 Oh. Let me help you up. 929 00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:04,058 Are you all right? 930 00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:05,226 Oh, Mind. 931 00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:07,094 I had this horrible dream. 932 00:43:07,118 --> 00:43:08,795 I dreamed my head spun all the way around, 933 00:43:08,819 --> 00:43:10,031 and I spit out Linda Blair. 934 00:43:10,055 --> 00:43:12,099 Oh. 935 00:43:12,123 --> 00:43:13,634 Oh, Mork, let me help you. 936 00:43:13,658 --> 00:43:14,658 We'll get this off. 937 00:43:16,227 --> 00:43:17,971 Look! Your hair's growing! 938 00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:22,643 I'm back to my roots! I'm back to my... Na-no. 939 00:43:23,668 --> 00:43:25,546 ♪ Ne-ne-ne, ne-ne-ne ♪ 940 00:43:25,570 --> 00:43:28,382 Ha-ha! Oh, thank you, your geezer-ness. 941 00:43:28,406 --> 00:43:30,451 He's just the way he used to be, right? 942 00:43:30,475 --> 00:43:32,786 The Ork-o-meter will tell us that. 943 00:43:32,810 --> 00:43:33,787 Oh. 944 00:43:33,811 --> 00:43:34,811 Oh, no. 945 00:43:35,846 --> 00:43:38,381 There's no place like home. 946 00:43:42,454 --> 00:43:45,566 Only 93 percent Orkan. 947 00:43:45,590 --> 00:43:46,900 You failed. 948 00:43:46,924 --> 00:43:49,603 Prepare to leave for Ork to be ostracized. 949 00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:51,572 Oh, no. It can't be. 950 00:43:51,596 --> 00:43:54,108 No, Mind. We cannot question the wisdom of an elder. 951 00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:55,876 Can we? No. 952 00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:57,644 See? O-oh! 953 00:44:00,538 --> 00:44:01,982 Oh. Mind, 954 00:44:02,006 --> 00:44:04,140 something's knocked the pbht out of Pbht. 955 00:44:10,081 --> 00:44:12,460 Mind, he said the ritual would be dangerous, 956 00:44:12,484 --> 00:44:14,228 and yet he still did it for me. 957 00:44:14,252 --> 00:44:15,696 And you did it for me. 958 00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:17,631 Oh, and you did that for him. 959 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:20,067 You know, life would be simpler if we were selfish. 960 00:44:20,091 --> 00:44:23,192 Let's see if we can get him to drink some juice. 961 00:44:24,195 --> 00:44:27,475 Here. Let me, sir. 962 00:44:27,499 --> 00:44:28,931 Here we go. 963 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:32,346 Oh, yeah. I forgot. 964 00:44:32,370 --> 00:44:34,648 It's all right. 965 00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:36,883 Oh, he's not drinking. 966 00:44:36,907 --> 00:44:38,419 Uh, maybe I should fix him some soup. 967 00:44:38,443 --> 00:44:41,110 No, no. The noodles will get caught in his fingernails. 968 00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:45,015 Oh, good. He's drinking. 969 00:44:51,489 --> 00:44:52,966 What's he saying? 970 00:44:52,990 --> 00:44:54,502 It's Orkan for, "He'd like a daiquiri, 971 00:44:54,526 --> 00:44:55,958 and what's your sign?" 972 00:44:59,096 --> 00:45:02,075 I was about to take Mork away, 973 00:45:02,099 --> 00:45:04,778 and you wanted him to stay. 974 00:45:04,802 --> 00:45:06,035 Why did you help me? 975 00:45:07,438 --> 00:45:10,317 I had to. Y-y-you needed someone. 976 00:45:10,341 --> 00:45:12,186 As a wise elder, 977 00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:15,356 I have never uttered these words before: 978 00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:17,046 I don't get it. 979 00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:20,594 Well, it's... 980 00:45:20,618 --> 00:45:22,896 It's called caring, your eminence. 981 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,931 Strong medicine. 982 00:45:24,955 --> 00:45:29,703 I think I'm beginning to realize what a Mindy is. 983 00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:32,139 Well, at least you understand that, sir. 984 00:45:32,163 --> 00:45:35,176 Uh, I'm ready to leave now. 985 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:36,710 You're not a perfect Orkan. 986 00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:37,711 Well... 987 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:40,781 And the rules say I must take you back. 988 00:45:40,805 --> 00:45:42,416 Huh. Rules are rules, sir. 989 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:46,353 True, but you are not playing the same game down here. 990 00:45:46,377 --> 00:45:48,755 You both taught me that. 991 00:45:48,779 --> 00:45:50,724 I don't understand. Um, puzzlement. 992 00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:52,660 A sense of disorientation, sir. 993 00:45:52,684 --> 00:45:55,196 Perhaps if you were any more Orkan, 994 00:45:55,220 --> 00:45:57,764 you'd be of no use as an observer. 995 00:45:57,788 --> 00:45:59,433 You'd stick out... Yeah. 996 00:45:59,457 --> 00:46:00,867 Like me. 997 00:46:00,891 --> 00:46:03,003 You... belong here. 998 00:46:03,027 --> 00:46:05,005 You mean he can stay? 999 00:46:05,029 --> 00:46:07,697 Yes, oh, soft-lapped one. 1000 00:46:12,704 --> 00:46:14,682 Oh, thank you, sir. 1001 00:46:14,706 --> 00:46:16,584 Jubilation! Shiksalation! 1002 00:46:16,608 --> 00:46:18,552 Oh, fern! Fern, I'm back! 1003 00:46:19,577 --> 00:46:20,954 Oh, you too. 1004 00:46:20,978 --> 00:46:23,056 Oh, look at this. I'm back, jack. 1005 00:46:24,249 --> 00:46:27,116 Oh, take it easy, chair. Ar-ar-ar! 1006 00:46:28,886 --> 00:46:32,433 I'm sorry, sir. Oh-ho, oh-ho, oh-ho. 1007 00:46:32,457 --> 00:46:35,269 Thank you, your eminence. 1008 00:46:36,461 --> 00:46:37,438 I liked that. 1009 00:46:37,462 --> 00:46:39,206 Oh. 1010 00:46:39,230 --> 00:46:41,375 Oh, um, that was called a hug. 1011 00:46:41,399 --> 00:46:43,477 Interesting concept. 1012 00:46:43,501 --> 00:46:45,379 Why don't we have them on Ork? 1013 00:46:45,403 --> 00:46:47,514 Either we're too advanced or we don't want the Baptists 1014 00:46:47,538 --> 00:46:48,949 to know that we're dancing. Ar. 1015 00:46:48,973 --> 00:46:52,886 I must go now in order to catch the next time warp. 1016 00:46:52,910 --> 00:46:54,288 Oh. 1017 00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:57,524 But if I should ever happen to be in the galaxy again, 1018 00:46:57,548 --> 00:46:59,793 would you mind a visit from an old man? 1019 00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:01,562 Oh, anytime. 1020 00:47:01,586 --> 00:47:03,196 And we... We promise we'll write. 1021 00:47:03,220 --> 00:47:04,998 Yeah, as soon as we learn how to spell: 1022 00:47:06,957 --> 00:47:09,536 Well, na-no, na-no. 1023 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,694 Or, as you Earthlings say... 1024 00:47:12,897 --> 00:47:14,497 Oh. 1025 00:47:17,101 --> 00:47:19,045 Goodbye. Oh! 1026 00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:22,838 Na-no, sir. 1027 00:47:25,242 --> 00:47:29,256 Well, it's nice to have you back, Mork. 1028 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:32,359 ♪ Just Mindy and me ♪ 1029 00:47:32,383 --> 00:47:33,761 ♪ And Bebo makes three ♪ 1030 00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:37,331 Mork. Mork. 1031 00:47:37,355 --> 00:47:38,599 Oh, enjoy him now, Mind. 1032 00:47:38,623 --> 00:47:40,122 They grow to be 100 feet high. 1033 00:47:42,893 --> 00:47:43,893 Yeah. 1034 00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:49,843 He likes you, Mind. 1035 00:48:02,347 --> 00:48:06,193 Mork calling Orson. Come in, Orson. 1036 00:48:06,217 --> 00:48:08,195 Mork calling Orson. 1037 00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:10,631 Come in, Orson. 1038 00:48:10,655 --> 00:48:12,599 Come in, your grossness, your fatitude, 1039 00:48:12,623 --> 00:48:13,600 your inner-tube-ness. 1040 00:48:13,624 --> 00:48:15,402 Oh, lard and master. 1041 00:48:15,426 --> 00:48:17,938 Oh, how I missed those words, Mork. 1042 00:48:17,962 --> 00:48:19,473 Ha-ha. Sir, me too. 1043 00:48:19,497 --> 00:48:20,708 Glad to see you're back. 1044 00:48:20,732 --> 00:48:22,309 Oh, I'd be glad to see your back, sir, 1045 00:48:22,333 --> 00:48:24,144 but your front folds around and covers it. 1046 00:48:24,168 --> 00:48:25,979 Ar-ar-ar. Ha-ha. 1047 00:48:26,003 --> 00:48:27,348 I love to zing him, Beebs! 1048 00:48:28,706 --> 00:48:30,217 Music to my ears. 1049 00:48:30,241 --> 00:48:32,386 His eminence told me what happened. 1050 00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:34,888 It must have been quite an experience for you. 1051 00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:38,792 Oh, yes, sir. It was a very heavy philosophical excursion. 1052 00:48:38,816 --> 00:48:41,194 But basically, sir, after much difficulty, 1053 00:48:41,218 --> 00:48:43,163 I found the tree of me. 1054 00:48:43,187 --> 00:48:45,332 Good, Mork. Where did you find it? 1055 00:48:45,356 --> 00:48:46,967 In the forest of us, sir. 1056 00:48:46,991 --> 00:48:48,669 And where is the forest of us? 1057 00:48:48,693 --> 00:48:50,471 Well, down the path of change, 1058 00:48:50,495 --> 00:48:53,173 where the squirrels of self hide the nuts of inner peace. 1059 00:48:53,197 --> 00:48:54,307 In other words, Mork, 1060 00:48:54,331 --> 00:48:55,709 what you're saying is 1061 00:48:55,733 --> 00:48:57,411 life is like a kushbiya. 1062 00:48:57,435 --> 00:48:59,580 Ye-e-s, sir! Ye-e-s! 1063 00:48:59,604 --> 00:49:01,948 Come on home, mama. Take anything you need. 1064 00:49:01,972 --> 00:49:05,318 Basically, sir, I'd like to thank you, Mind, little: 1065 00:49:06,477 --> 00:49:08,288 And everyone who made me an Orkan again, sir, 1066 00:49:08,312 --> 00:49:10,524 because that's the way I really wanna be. 1067 00:49:10,548 --> 00:49:12,459 I'm glad to hear that, Mork. 1068 00:49:12,483 --> 00:49:13,827 Oh, me too, sir, 1069 00:49:13,851 --> 00:49:15,496 'cause I learned a very important lesson. 1070 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:17,431 You can make your home anywhere in the universe, 1071 00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:18,632 but it's most comfortable 1072 00:49:18,656 --> 00:49:20,768 if you furnish it with your own traditions, 1073 00:49:20,792 --> 00:49:22,836 and I feel best in early Mork. 1074 00:49:22,860 --> 00:49:25,572 Until next week, sir, na-no, na-no.